10 seconds

Jeremy comes home from work this afternoon and wildly embraces me and says, I heard on the radio that we are supposed to kiss for 10 seconds in the morning and 10 seconds in the evening, so, here goes. And he grabs me fiercly and proceeds to kiss me while counting one one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand, etc, until ten one thousand. When we were done, I said that was the longest 10 seconds of my life, bwhahaha, and walked away.
I'm so mean. But that's how we roll.
I love him though.